31st July 2011 - H v Pimlico Strollers


Lacklustre Horizontals
* no match for the Strollers

by Mike Herlihy


Not for the first time this season, a ten-man Horizontals team took to the field this time against old rivals Pimlico Strollers. Rahul failed to show up despite declaring himself available 24 hours earlier. Good start to the day.

Skipper Burgess, having won the toss, decided to bat. Horizontals got off to a dreadful start with Burgess yorked by Brown for 0 in the first over. Ian Porton and Barnaby Pinfield rebuilt the innings with a stand of 59 at a good rate against some lively bowling before Barnabyy was caught behind off an under edge for 25 (3x4). Herlihy joined Porton but this partnership had not added to the score before Ian was caught at mid off for 24 off Fowler's first ball. Herlihy and Glenn Winteringham got into the teens and took the score to 90-3 at drinks before shortly afterwards Glenn was narrowly run out and one run later Mike feathered a good ball from Fowler to the keeper leaving the Horizontals 96-5. What followed was pretty abject. Webster, Carter, Bloor and debutant Owen Potter all getting ducks with the in-form Scally criminally stranded on 5 not out. 95-3 had quickly turned to 104 all out after 25.1 overs. Fowler and Holmes the second change bowlers were excellent and there was no weak link in the Strollers bowling.


Tea was delayed until 5 and the Horizontals took to the field more in hope than expectation. To their immense credit, both Webster (1-16 off 8) and Scally (1-13 off 6) bowled well against the Strollers top order who were clearly not their best batsman. It would probably be safe to judge that 6 of the 7 Strollers batsman would have struggled to score any runs if facing their own attack Unfortunately the Horizontals catching was abysmal with five chances going down, three in respect of Malcomes who made 54 n.o. Burgess took 3 for 43 including a comical dismissal of 'Mad' JC who responded by fighting with the sightscreen to widespread amusement. Jimmy Carter got carted for 16 off his single over whilst 'father to be' Winteringham picked up the other wicket. Strollers won by 4 wickets.


It was a subdued post match drink during which the main talking points were the outfits of the Danish touring side playing on the main pitch (should we get blazers?) and the dilemma in choosing a Teamer man of the match. Not sure about the latter**. At least absent team mates Willcock and Bowett were enjoying themselves at Lords! ***

 

* Scally exempt from this criticism; in no sense 'lacklustre'

** Richard won easily

*** "On a f***ing Sunday! During the f***ing season!" was the commonly expressed view

 

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