Sunday 18th April - Away v Railway Taverners

 

Thrashed

 

Beneath the clearest of blue skies, undisturbed by a single vapour trail, the Horizontals convened for the earliest opening fixture anyone could remember, and the first for some years not written off by rain. The team were a man short. Unfortunately, that man was Amit Shanker, stranded in Scandinavia by a cloud of volcanic dust hanging over Europe. It’s not often you get to write that in a match report. Strange days indeed…
The Railway Taverners were entertaining the Walthamstow Horizontals at North London. Richard Burgess, skippering the visitors, won the toss and put the opposition in to bat. Matt Webster and Arif Qawi opened the bowling, Matt thundering down the slope and Arif pounding up it. But the Taverners opening pair held firm. It wasn’t until the deployment of the first change bowlers – Craig Murray and Glenn Winteringham – that a breakthrough occurred. By the time drinks were taken at 20 overs the home side were three wickets down, two to Glenn – one bowled, and the other a catch, magnificently taken by Richard Burgess running in at full throttle from around mid-wicket – and one to Craig, a sharp chance well held by wicket keeper Stivin Bordin. Unfortunately for the Horizontals their three wickets had already cost them 111 runs.
The innings resumed and the Taverners began to build on their already impressive total. The Horizontals fielded as if short of more than one player, and the batsmen found the gaps with what was, for the visitors, depressing regularity. Richard rang the changes, bringing on Rob Mcleod and Jimmy Carter, the latter being one of two players making their debut as Horizontals that day. Both Matt and Arif returned for a second spell, but of these four bowlers, only Arif gained any reward, a stumping achieved when the batsman went on the charge in an effort to force the pace of the scoring. Meanwhile, Glenn continued to take wickets, snaffling up a caught and bowled chance fired hard into his midriff by top scoring Taverner Rose (71), and trapping Parr lbw. He completed his five wicket haul by bowling the number 6 batsman, Pirongs; a fine achievement in an otherwise frustrating Horizontals performance with the ball. The Taverners made a total of 239, of which 23 were extras.


North London Cricket Club has had a new kitchen put in, and an alternative tea regime now holds sway. Generous helpings, of a substantial nature, were on offer, catering for a range of dietary requirements. Here was an unusually mature style of provisioning when compared to the conventional ‘boy’s birthday tea’ approach (not that I’m against the jam tarts and lemon drizzle cake type fare – far from it – but I say the season has room for both approaches).
After the break, the Horizontals began their reply. Chasing 239 was not going to be easy, but with the short boundaries to exploit and some big-hitters in the team, it was by no means an impossibility. Richard and Arif opened the batting and made a solid start. Richard looked in good form, thrashing the ball to the boundary and, in one instance, well over it. But when he was out, caught behind for 24, it left the Horizontals looking to renew their impetus. Keiran Beteley was next in, playing his first game as a Horizontal. He had already impressed his team mates by sporting a natty jacket. Now he smacked his first ball straight back up the hill for a boundary. Sadly for the Horizontals, he was bowled soon after. This brought the reliable Stivin Bordin to the crease. He set about building the highest Horizontal batting score of the day, with 47. After Arif was out, lbw for 19, Stivin was joined by Matt, and then by Glenn. The required scoring rate was growing apace, but with Glenn batting there was still a chance that the Horizontals could turn things around. He made a good start, but was bowled for 14, so ending any realistic chances the visitors had of winning the game. When Craig Murray and Tom Bloor both perished in quick succession – Craig lbw, Tom run out – and with Stivin bowled soon after that, it looked as if the Horizontals were facing a crushing defeat. They were 125 for 8, only one wicket remaining, and well over a hundred runs behind with just 9 overs left. However, the Tavereners skipper decided to take the opportunity to give his occasional bowlers the chance to wrap things up. With the last pair, Jimmy Carter and Rob Mcleod, batting with nothing left to lose, the result turned into carnage. Richard, recording the score at the boundary rope, had already noticed a curious cloud of yellow mist hanging over the outfield, like mustard gas over Flanders in 1916. This was, in fact, birch pollen. But the barrage of howitzer-like shots Rob was now playing looked capable of causing real injury, and had the Horizontals’ skipper scrambling for cover on at least two occasions. Rob hit a couple of huge sixes, a plethora of fours, and numerous singles that kept the strike rotating. Jimmy was equally destructive, clubbing the ball to the boundary with ever-increasing confidence. They stormed through the remaining overs, to finish undefeated on 40 and 30 runs respectively, taking the total from 125 to a very respectable 205, with a record-breaking ninth wicket stand of 80 runs. Both sides therefore had reason to be cheerful at the end of the game; the Taverners for what was, in truth, a comprehensive victory, and the Horizontals for the notable achievements of a number of individuals.

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